| Chat Up Lines- the perfect remedy for them. | | | | Let’s face it, it tends to come down to one of two |
| We’ve all heard them, some times they make us | | | | facts- are you completely plastered and willing to be |
| cringe, some make us laugh, but are they only for the | | | | chatted up for the sake of another drink, or are they |
| desperados among us or would you ever use a chat | | | | drop dead gorgeous. But the question that begs to be |
| up line as an ice breaker? | | | | asked is why if they are drop dead gorgeous would |
| We’ve all heard the usual chat up lines haven’t | | | | they need to use a cheesy chat up line? They’re |
| we… | | | | probably some sort of social outcast who just |
| ‘Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have | | | | happens to have, through a strange mutation of |
| the F and the N, now all I need is U! ‘ | | | | different gene pools, sparkly eyes and dimples to die |
| ‘Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much | | | | for. |
| when you are single and have a weak heart!’ | | | | The best way to deal with any unwanted attention is |
| ‘Do you sleep with strangers? No? Well then let | | | | to have some sort of reproach ready to shoot there |
| me introduce myself.’ | | | | way, ensuring they make a very quick getaway and |
| Have you ever been stood at a bar waiting to order a | | | | you are left to enjoy your drink in peace. Try some of |
| drink when someone approaches you and throws a | | | | these for fun: |
| chat up line you r way? DO you turn your back on | | | | ‘I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.’ |
| them, openly laugh in their face or secretly praise the | | | | ‘Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving |
| fact they have the confidence to approach a | | | | if you touch me?’ |
| complete stranger and put themselves out there to be | | | | ‘If I throw a stick, will you leave? |
| shot down. | | | | |