| Are Silicon Valley Venture Capital Teams out to rock | | | | which is located below Sea Level according to Al |
| and roll and steal Christmas, hard to say, but they are | | | | Gore's Oscar Winning and Nobel Peace Prize taking |
| on the Global Warming Sleigh coming to a chimney | | | | movie; "Inconvenient Truth" |
| near you, not to stop the pollution but to sell carbon | | | | It is truly amazing that Al Gore has become a partner |
| credits to your neighbor and limit your output with | | | | in a company, which has such a low elevation? What |
| expensive environmental devices. | | | | does he know that he inconveniently forgot to tell us |
| Of course, if Global Warming is real you will not need a | | | | about his Science Fiction thriller and dooms day |
| chimney or fire, because it will already be too hot out | | | | docu-drama-horror-flick? |
| there or your house will become flooded if you live | | | | I must tell you, I am frightened, not by the Vulture |
| along the coasts. Why? Well, Al Gore says that Global | | | | Capitalists, or Santa Clause this time, and certainly not |
| Warming will raise the oceans 27 feet and all you will | | | | by Y2K, Asteroids Hitting the Earth, Super Volcanoes |
| see over Los Angeles is un-surf-able white caps | | | | or Nuclear Holocaust, no Sir, I am worried that the |
| down Century City Blvd. | | | | Venture Capitalists will have no money left to fund my |
| Indeed, Al Gore is a very very wise man and so he | | | | new Swim Suit company, after all surfs up, well real |
| has joined a venture capital firm in the Bay Area, | | | | soon anyway? |